Sunday, February 24, 2008

Pictures pictures pictures

Hooray for pictures.

Matt, Ricky, Steffen and John (L to R)
Matt and a girl from New Zealand whose name I don't think I ever caught. Matt is quite possibly the worst karaoke singer I've ever heard.
I don't really know what to say about these cows. That's why I took pictures of them. I think (and really hope) that they are ironic.

These aliens were in the display case beside the cows.

This one's for Inder. I have no idea why it's in blue, underlined font. I can't seem to get it to stop. Chin chin, inder.There is a lot of ping-pong playing at lunch. Much hilarity typically ensues, as you can see from the smiles and laughter, I suspect. The tables are stone, all-weather, and it turns out you can actually play ping-pong in a light rain or below zero as long as you're desperate enough.
Lastly, I felt in my last pictures that I didn't go the dessert table justice, so here it is near the start of a meal rather than at its picked-over end. They will refill / replace most of these dishes at least once during the meal. More disturbing is that there is another dessert table at the other, non-MBA student, buffet station, where alternate and additional desserts may be had.
And finally, the cheese table. It's the smallest table, but by my count, they've managed to put 12 cheeses on it, which is more than respectable. Actually, it's disturbing. There's a 12-cheese cheese plate at my disposal at lunch 5 days a week. Bring it on.

Eight hours of Finance

Re-start your heart, dear reader, and then think about it again... eight hours of Finance. This is what it must be like to work in a bank. Oh wait, I DID work in a bank, for four years. It was nothing like that.

Yesterday we had eight hours of Finance with a professor named Arturo Bris. Arturo actually stood around the front of an auditorium and succeeded in making financial valuation interesting, for almost eight hours in a row. He is quite an amazing teacher actually, very funny in a completely unexpected way, and I think if this course had a different teacher it might be a whole lot less valuable. Hmm, actually, it does have a different teacher too. His name is Jim Ellert, and he sat at the back of the class for eight hours of Finance. I'm not sure why he chose to spend his Saturday in the back of the auditorium listening to his colleague and co-lecturer teach when it wasn't his time to speak... the chair he slept on for part of the time didn't seem that comfortable, but I'm sure he had his reasons.

Laura told me that in the official IMD blog they link professors' names to their bios, and I thought that was a cool idea, so I'm doing it as well. I'm also attaching here a cool picture of the Chateau D'Ouchy that I took the other night. It looked really menacing at the time, with the moon poking through the clouds just so, and tower rising up into the darkening sky. But, all I had was my cell phone camera, which clearly sucks. Then, an SUV decided to park where I was standing, and literally ran me off the sidewalk. How rude. So, this is the best photo I got, highly messed up in Photoshop. I think it looks more like a pen-and-ink drawing that anything else at this point, but I quite like it.

I'm supposed to be working on various readings, papers etc right now, and this is a fun procrastination tool, but I'm going to go be a good boy shortly. If you're curious, one of the students here, Paul Holmes, put together a short montage of the first few weeks at IMD, and posted it to Youtube here. I don't love his choice of music, but it paints a fairly realistic picture of life at IMD, and I think it's well done.

A bientot.

ps not the correct Paul Holmes.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Technology, to the rescue!

Hooray for the miracles of modern technology. I've succeeded in extracting some pictures from my cellphone... I never knew it could be so difficult to make my toys play nicely together. While I love this new Mac laptop (yes, I bought a Mac, in case you didn't know that and it shakes your world view), I should have researched mobile phones a bit better so that I didn't buy pretty much the only one that doesn't work with a Mac. Oops. Not like I'm going to have to live with this particular frustration for at least a few years.

But, the salient point here is that I did successfully get the pictures off. And they are dandy pictures:

First, a Lausanne sunset:



Now, some pictures of the disturbingly luxurious IMD lunch buffet:




And for comparison's sake, the burger and fries I had for dinner at the Whitehorse pub last Friday night, at 10pm, when I could barely stand from the hunger:
And, last but not least, one of these:
Because really, we ARE the people.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Horns and heads

I'm not the quickest bunny in the woods today. This is mostly related to having been one of the least smart rabbits last night. If someone offers you a shot of Pisco, strongly consider your tomorrow before you say yes. If someone (such as yourself, for instance) then decides to have four more shots of Pisco, Scotch, and some Slovakian liquor that I can't recall the name of, you may feel like me today.

When I decided to come to IMD I was concerned that I was trading away all the fun of Insead for a too-serious workaholic school. I was mostly right, but there is certainly more fun than I thought there might be.

Unfortunately for you, dear readers, I will have to leave it at that for now, because I have to present an article abstract on Valuing Private Companies to my study group in a little over an hour, and I haven't actually read the article yet.

Oh, and as for the horns, if someone has any idea why the Swiss national past-time today is honking car horns, they should let me know. It sounds like Dundas & Ossington after Portugal beat England around here.

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nb: yes, www.steveknight.tv
nb2: I found the following on the bottom of a CV I was reading today: "I have been in Switzerland since 1998. I have lived in London, England, since when I was seven years old and have spent half of my lifetime living abroad. I like baking." Good to know.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Les Diableretes, redux



Here are some random pictures of people, taken a few weeks ago, just to prove that there are other people here. The one on the left features (from left to right) Steffen and Max, both of whom are in my study group. The one on the right features Martin, and a number of other people that are hard to make out. This was lunch on the waterfront on a Saturday afternoon.

I'm back in blog, and I'm baaaaaaaaadddddd. At skiing at Les Diableretes, aka Glacier 3000, which is what I did today. Yes, I went skiing! Hooray. Here's a trail map:
We were mostly up in the Scex Rouge area, which is basically a massive and completely flat area crisscrossed by pomas and t-bars. "This place looks like Belgium." Martin and I scared the bejeezus out of Natalia by taking her on a run down the left side of the map to Oldenalp on the Combe D'Audon, and then from the Oldenegg (yes, these are the real names), we also tried the run down to Reusch. It was like Blue Mountain, but with massive towering rocky faces, fewer runs, and even fewer people. There are actually three runs that aren't blue. Incidentally, the run grading system is different o'er here: blue = easiest, red = intermediate, and black = hard. These black runs were not hard, however. Except inasmuch as they were almost solid ice. Thank goodness the patio at the Scex Rouge was nice, and had a live accordionist. Seriously. Live accordion in the sunshine at 3000 metres -- who could ask for anything more?

Truth be told it was very very fun. I went with Martin, Max, Natalia, and Aoife (p: EE-fa), and through a funny sort of coincidence, the place they wanted to go was the very same Glacier 3000 / Les Diableretes that Laura and I had been to last weekend. Martin has a car here so he drove, which was excellent, and it was much faster to get there (just over an hour) than last week on the train. The road up from Aigle however is really quite something: switchbacks, hairpin turns, no shoulders, fast, long, and torturous. I ate bread (I was hungry) and Natalia hung her head out the window trying not to be sick. I thank the bread for giving my stomach something else to think about. I also thank my head, for being more intelligent last night than I was on Friday night.

Yes, Saturday night at 11:00 pm I was at home reading Institutional Perspectives on Economic Coordination. It's a feel-good story, in case you hadn't guessed. I hear Hollywood is going to option it.... or was that Bollywood? I'm not sure, but no matter. So, picture me sitting in my living room, listening to the clock ticking in my head, looking at the cool-o-meter sink through the floor, and deciding NOT to go out to yet another birthday-dance-party. Deciding to go to bed early. Deciding to skip even the casual Saturday evening beer or glass of wine. Wow, what self-restraint, you are probably saying to yourselves right now. You might have even called to someone, a significant other perhaps, to comment on how mature I've become.

Well, you'd be wrong, and this other that you call so "significant" would have wasted their time listening to you. Because the real reason I didn't go out on Saturday was that I was still moderately hung over from Friday. Apparently Friday is when I drink too too much, and Saturday be damned.

The story of Friday is rather a short one. Class all day was group work to complete preparations for, and draft-present, our Industry analysis on the pharmaceuticals industry. Good times. I've learned a lot about Alzheimers... deeeeeepressing. At least we decided against colorectal cancer. There are some small mercies in this world. So anyways, we presented the damn thing (in draft, I remind you) at 1:45, it went off swimmingly, and we were then left to work away the afternoon merging our work with the Disease Management group (not joking). We finished at 8, and much to my chagrin, I hightailed it to catch some other people who were on their way out to dinner at the Pirate (PIRATE = K x CHAGRIN, where K is a positive integer). The Pirate (yar) was substantively better than when Laura and I went ($24 for a wiener, in case you missed that post). This time I had moules frites and they were quite tasty. Right, back to the story. I also had three beers. Then we went en masse to the White Horse, the local pub which is conveniently just around the corner from both my abode and the Pirate, and I lost track of the drinks after that. I recall the lights coming on at the end of the night, I made it home with enough steam to drunk-dial Laura and talk her ear off for a while, and when I woke up on Saturday morning I cursed my 10am meeting and my pounding crashing bashing head and stomach. I hurt just writing this post. Alcohol = poison. If you forget this, you may just find a way to remind yourself.

Anywho, that's my gig. Tomorrow I'm back in the saddle, doing all the work I didn't do this weekend. The tectonic plates are colliding here, and the work mountain is getting higher. I'm in the valley looking upwards. It's going to be a long, hard, lonely winter.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

~~~ Intermission ~~~

And now for something completely different.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Fraulein Laura

I'm back!

It's true what Ian says...I'm stuck in Frankfurt and thought that, as long as I'm here, I might as well take this nerdosphere to the next (German) level. Here are the details, as per the email I just sent to my family:

I am here in Frankfurt on an unexpected extension of my Europ-Ian tour. My delayed flight from Geneva landed at 17:08...which was just enough time for me to miss my 17:00 connection, of course! After a brief meltdown (why is this the second time in my life that I have found myself sprinting through the Frankfurt airport?), I got hooked up with a ticket for tomorrow and a night's accommodation at some weird hotel in what seems to be the German equivalent of Mississauga. I had a good dinner, though, and even got invited to join my new German businessman friends: Dieter, Peter, and Wolfgang. We ate American-style burgers and drank beer and bashed Americans, which cheered me up considerably!

Not much more to tell, faithful blog readership. Oh, except that the hotel is World War I/II aviation themed: there are black and white pictures of propeller planes, pilots and their planes, pilots and their girlfriends and their planes, propellers hanging from the ceiling of the bar...

A note about the backpack -- while it looks cool, it could use some help in the function department. It has a very small neck (makes stuffing difficult), and it's so dark inside you can't find anything you put in it! And the name is "Bobble-B" (or something silly like that). I would have called it X-Pack. Now that's a name for an extreme backpack...a culturally translatable name, I might add. I should be in business school.

Back tomorrow...Lufthansa/Air Canada willing!

Here ends (officially) my blog postings for the foreseeable future.

Laura of the Rhineland