Sunday, February 24, 2008

Pictures pictures pictures

Hooray for pictures.

Matt, Ricky, Steffen and John (L to R)
Matt and a girl from New Zealand whose name I don't think I ever caught. Matt is quite possibly the worst karaoke singer I've ever heard.
I don't really know what to say about these cows. That's why I took pictures of them. I think (and really hope) that they are ironic.

These aliens were in the display case beside the cows.

This one's for Inder. I have no idea why it's in blue, underlined font. I can't seem to get it to stop. Chin chin, inder.There is a lot of ping-pong playing at lunch. Much hilarity typically ensues, as you can see from the smiles and laughter, I suspect. The tables are stone, all-weather, and it turns out you can actually play ping-pong in a light rain or below zero as long as you're desperate enough.
Lastly, I felt in my last pictures that I didn't go the dessert table justice, so here it is near the start of a meal rather than at its picked-over end. They will refill / replace most of these dishes at least once during the meal. More disturbing is that there is another dessert table at the other, non-MBA student, buffet station, where alternate and additional desserts may be had.
And finally, the cheese table. It's the smallest table, but by my count, they've managed to put 12 cheeses on it, which is more than respectable. Actually, it's disturbing. There's a 12-cheese cheese plate at my disposal at lunch 5 days a week. Bring it on.

Eight hours of Finance

Re-start your heart, dear reader, and then think about it again... eight hours of Finance. This is what it must be like to work in a bank. Oh wait, I DID work in a bank, for four years. It was nothing like that.

Yesterday we had eight hours of Finance with a professor named Arturo Bris. Arturo actually stood around the front of an auditorium and succeeded in making financial valuation interesting, for almost eight hours in a row. He is quite an amazing teacher actually, very funny in a completely unexpected way, and I think if this course had a different teacher it might be a whole lot less valuable. Hmm, actually, it does have a different teacher too. His name is Jim Ellert, and he sat at the back of the class for eight hours of Finance. I'm not sure why he chose to spend his Saturday in the back of the auditorium listening to his colleague and co-lecturer teach when it wasn't his time to speak... the chair he slept on for part of the time didn't seem that comfortable, but I'm sure he had his reasons.

Laura told me that in the official IMD blog they link professors' names to their bios, and I thought that was a cool idea, so I'm doing it as well. I'm also attaching here a cool picture of the Chateau D'Ouchy that I took the other night. It looked really menacing at the time, with the moon poking through the clouds just so, and tower rising up into the darkening sky. But, all I had was my cell phone camera, which clearly sucks. Then, an SUV decided to park where I was standing, and literally ran me off the sidewalk. How rude. So, this is the best photo I got, highly messed up in Photoshop. I think it looks more like a pen-and-ink drawing that anything else at this point, but I quite like it.

I'm supposed to be working on various readings, papers etc right now, and this is a fun procrastination tool, but I'm going to go be a good boy shortly. If you're curious, one of the students here, Paul Holmes, put together a short montage of the first few weeks at IMD, and posted it to Youtube here. I don't love his choice of music, but it paints a fairly realistic picture of life at IMD, and I think it's well done.

A bientot.

ps not the correct Paul Holmes.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Technology, to the rescue!

Hooray for the miracles of modern technology. I've succeeded in extracting some pictures from my cellphone... I never knew it could be so difficult to make my toys play nicely together. While I love this new Mac laptop (yes, I bought a Mac, in case you didn't know that and it shakes your world view), I should have researched mobile phones a bit better so that I didn't buy pretty much the only one that doesn't work with a Mac. Oops. Not like I'm going to have to live with this particular frustration for at least a few years.

But, the salient point here is that I did successfully get the pictures off. And they are dandy pictures:

First, a Lausanne sunset:



Now, some pictures of the disturbingly luxurious IMD lunch buffet:




And for comparison's sake, the burger and fries I had for dinner at the Whitehorse pub last Friday night, at 10pm, when I could barely stand from the hunger:
And, last but not least, one of these:
Because really, we ARE the people.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Horns and heads

I'm not the quickest bunny in the woods today. This is mostly related to having been one of the least smart rabbits last night. If someone offers you a shot of Pisco, strongly consider your tomorrow before you say yes. If someone (such as yourself, for instance) then decides to have four more shots of Pisco, Scotch, and some Slovakian liquor that I can't recall the name of, you may feel like me today.

When I decided to come to IMD I was concerned that I was trading away all the fun of Insead for a too-serious workaholic school. I was mostly right, but there is certainly more fun than I thought there might be.

Unfortunately for you, dear readers, I will have to leave it at that for now, because I have to present an article abstract on Valuing Private Companies to my study group in a little over an hour, and I haven't actually read the article yet.

Oh, and as for the horns, if someone has any idea why the Swiss national past-time today is honking car horns, they should let me know. It sounds like Dundas & Ossington after Portugal beat England around here.

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nb: yes, www.steveknight.tv
nb2: I found the following on the bottom of a CV I was reading today: "I have been in Switzerland since 1998. I have lived in London, England, since when I was seven years old and have spent half of my lifetime living abroad. I like baking." Good to know.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Les Diableretes, redux



Here are some random pictures of people, taken a few weeks ago, just to prove that there are other people here. The one on the left features (from left to right) Steffen and Max, both of whom are in my study group. The one on the right features Martin, and a number of other people that are hard to make out. This was lunch on the waterfront on a Saturday afternoon.

I'm back in blog, and I'm baaaaaaaaadddddd. At skiing at Les Diableretes, aka Glacier 3000, which is what I did today. Yes, I went skiing! Hooray. Here's a trail map:
We were mostly up in the Scex Rouge area, which is basically a massive and completely flat area crisscrossed by pomas and t-bars. "This place looks like Belgium." Martin and I scared the bejeezus out of Natalia by taking her on a run down the left side of the map to Oldenalp on the Combe D'Audon, and then from the Oldenegg (yes, these are the real names), we also tried the run down to Reusch. It was like Blue Mountain, but with massive towering rocky faces, fewer runs, and even fewer people. There are actually three runs that aren't blue. Incidentally, the run grading system is different o'er here: blue = easiest, red = intermediate, and black = hard. These black runs were not hard, however. Except inasmuch as they were almost solid ice. Thank goodness the patio at the Scex Rouge was nice, and had a live accordionist. Seriously. Live accordion in the sunshine at 3000 metres -- who could ask for anything more?

Truth be told it was very very fun. I went with Martin, Max, Natalia, and Aoife (p: EE-fa), and through a funny sort of coincidence, the place they wanted to go was the very same Glacier 3000 / Les Diableretes that Laura and I had been to last weekend. Martin has a car here so he drove, which was excellent, and it was much faster to get there (just over an hour) than last week on the train. The road up from Aigle however is really quite something: switchbacks, hairpin turns, no shoulders, fast, long, and torturous. I ate bread (I was hungry) and Natalia hung her head out the window trying not to be sick. I thank the bread for giving my stomach something else to think about. I also thank my head, for being more intelligent last night than I was on Friday night.

Yes, Saturday night at 11:00 pm I was at home reading Institutional Perspectives on Economic Coordination. It's a feel-good story, in case you hadn't guessed. I hear Hollywood is going to option it.... or was that Bollywood? I'm not sure, but no matter. So, picture me sitting in my living room, listening to the clock ticking in my head, looking at the cool-o-meter sink through the floor, and deciding NOT to go out to yet another birthday-dance-party. Deciding to go to bed early. Deciding to skip even the casual Saturday evening beer or glass of wine. Wow, what self-restraint, you are probably saying to yourselves right now. You might have even called to someone, a significant other perhaps, to comment on how mature I've become.

Well, you'd be wrong, and this other that you call so "significant" would have wasted their time listening to you. Because the real reason I didn't go out on Saturday was that I was still moderately hung over from Friday. Apparently Friday is when I drink too too much, and Saturday be damned.

The story of Friday is rather a short one. Class all day was group work to complete preparations for, and draft-present, our Industry analysis on the pharmaceuticals industry. Good times. I've learned a lot about Alzheimers... deeeeeepressing. At least we decided against colorectal cancer. There are some small mercies in this world. So anyways, we presented the damn thing (in draft, I remind you) at 1:45, it went off swimmingly, and we were then left to work away the afternoon merging our work with the Disease Management group (not joking). We finished at 8, and much to my chagrin, I hightailed it to catch some other people who were on their way out to dinner at the Pirate (PIRATE = K x CHAGRIN, where K is a positive integer). The Pirate (yar) was substantively better than when Laura and I went ($24 for a wiener, in case you missed that post). This time I had moules frites and they were quite tasty. Right, back to the story. I also had three beers. Then we went en masse to the White Horse, the local pub which is conveniently just around the corner from both my abode and the Pirate, and I lost track of the drinks after that. I recall the lights coming on at the end of the night, I made it home with enough steam to drunk-dial Laura and talk her ear off for a while, and when I woke up on Saturday morning I cursed my 10am meeting and my pounding crashing bashing head and stomach. I hurt just writing this post. Alcohol = poison. If you forget this, you may just find a way to remind yourself.

Anywho, that's my gig. Tomorrow I'm back in the saddle, doing all the work I didn't do this weekend. The tectonic plates are colliding here, and the work mountain is getting higher. I'm in the valley looking upwards. It's going to be a long, hard, lonely winter.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

~~~ Intermission ~~~

And now for something completely different.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Fraulein Laura

I'm back!

It's true what Ian says...I'm stuck in Frankfurt and thought that, as long as I'm here, I might as well take this nerdosphere to the next (German) level. Here are the details, as per the email I just sent to my family:

I am here in Frankfurt on an unexpected extension of my Europ-Ian tour. My delayed flight from Geneva landed at 17:08...which was just enough time for me to miss my 17:00 connection, of course! After a brief meltdown (why is this the second time in my life that I have found myself sprinting through the Frankfurt airport?), I got hooked up with a ticket for tomorrow and a night's accommodation at some weird hotel in what seems to be the German equivalent of Mississauga. I had a good dinner, though, and even got invited to join my new German businessman friends: Dieter, Peter, and Wolfgang. We ate American-style burgers and drank beer and bashed Americans, which cheered me up considerably!

Not much more to tell, faithful blog readership. Oh, except that the hotel is World War I/II aviation themed: there are black and white pictures of propeller planes, pilots and their planes, pilots and their girlfriends and their planes, propellers hanging from the ceiling of the bar...

A note about the backpack -- while it looks cool, it could use some help in the function department. It has a very small neck (makes stuffing difficult), and it's so dark inside you can't find anything you put in it! And the name is "Bobble-B" (or something silly like that). I would have called it X-Pack. Now that's a name for an extreme backpack...a culturally translatable name, I might add. I should be in business school.

Back tomorrow...Lufthansa/Air Canada willing!

Here ends (officially) my blog postings for the foreseeable future.

Laura of the Rhineland

Getting to the airport early doesn't help ...

... if your plane is more than an hour late. In this case, Laura's plane from Geneva to Frankfurt, the necessary pre-condition of a timely flight from Frankfurt to Toronto. If my memory serves, I heard:

- Hotel room
- Dinner tonight
- Breakfast tomorrow morning
- Shuttle to and from hotel
- Booked on flight to Toronto tomorrow

The EU also forces airlines to offer a boatload of cash in various circumstances, including if a flight is delayed 5 hours or more, or if you are "denied boarding". Does missing your connection because your first flight was late count? We'll see.

Faithful readers, having been spoiled by Laura's picture- and film-rich posts for the last two weeks, you are now re-introduced to the poverty that is me. Black and white. No frills. Short sentences. Punctuation only where absolutely necessary. Brevity.

It's about time I learned about brevity.

Ian

ps here are three pictures of that weird backpack I was given a few weeks ago. I forgot to post them earlier. I am working on learning what the word "layout" means.


Au revoir, Lausanne

I'm getting ready to leave Lausanne, and I think Ian has already found a way to fill the void: today there's eight hours of economics, tomorrow the same for accounting. It's a romance of a different kind, I suppose.

I'm glad to have come and met Ian's friends and seen more of the school, the city...I have a much better appreciation for how hard he's working. I'm very proud! If Ian doesn't have a heart attack/nervous breakdown before graduation, he's going to be one amazing Business Leader of Tomorrow Today.

I hope to be back sometime soon, but in the meantime I'll turn the blog back over to Ian. Stay tuned for updates from within the Inner IMD Circle!

Viva las Switzerland:

Laura of l'aéroport Genève

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Glacier 3000!

We said to ourselves this morning, "Selves, if you're going to see something in Switzerland, it might as well be mountains!" Agreeing with our own sage advice, we hopped on the train to Les Diablerets, a small resort 60km southeast of Lausanne that sits at the base of a 10,525-foot glacier! Thanking our lucky stars that we purchased our demi tariffe cards yesterday (which entitle us to 1/2 price or discount fares on all trains, buses, and boats for one year!), we started our journey -- Lausanne, Aigle, Les Diablerets -- which involved a fun tram trip out of Aigle that was very picturesque!

Unfortunately, when we arrived in Les Diablerets (named after a folklore tale involving devils playing games in the glacier peaks), we realized we had missed the bus that we needed to take us to the infamous Glacier 3000! But, as you can see, we passed the time waiting for the next one in sunny Swiss fashion:


Suitably full of cheese and beer, we felt ready for the 3000 experience! Here are the details, as per the brochure: "Within just 15 minutes, the panoramic cable car takes you from Col du Pillon up to the eternal snow at 3,000 metres above sea level. A spectacular view onto the most beautiful alpine peaks (Eigen, Monch, Jungfrau, Matterhorn) can be enjoyed from the restaurant, Botta, designed by the famous Swiss architect Mario Botta." OooOOoooh, right? Obviously, nothing was going to put us off the journey -- not the fact that the 100km/hr (plus!) winds had closed that portion of the ski hill and the cable cars were at their absolute limit for safety and stability (the ticket woman told us, very seriously, not to be afraid), not the 55 CHF per person price, not the fact that we were in city clothes on the glacier... Up we went! It was a pretty scary trip -- all that swinging in the air from a great height made the glass of wine at the top even more necessary than previously expected! Also, there was a bit of a tense moment when the restaurant was closed/evacuated: with only a few patrons inside, the sun starting to set, and the wind picking up, the powers-that-be had decided to close Glacier 3000 and we got the last car down with all the restaurant staff! The 3000 provided thrills and chills, as promised!!!


We made it down in one piece, but we vow to return: there is an amazing toboggan run -- there are 540-degree turns! 1,000m of track! 3 jumps! 2 bridges! -- that was closed today... but Les Diablerets hasn't got us beat! And it's only a couple hours away...

We decided to take a new route home: bus to Gstaad and then train from there -- 1st class train tickets at half price=bargain. It's too bad you can't see the beautiful scenery (light was low and the train pretty shaky, but around here you can't help but catch a lovely mountain scene in a photo, even in such conditions.

Conclusion: Switzerland is more fun with Ian.

Laura "la Diablerette"

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Since Ian has elected not to cultivate "The Daniel" (lest he start to resemble this lovely passport photo from yesteryear), he asked me to make him a hair appointment yesterday. His colleagues at IMD thanked me: they have seen the old driver's license photo -- they borrowed it from me for the yearbook! -- and they are worried for the future. Making appointments over the phone is a little too taxing to my French, so I went in person and managed to have a lovely "conversation" with the very encouraging salon woman. Yay for language skills, and more importantly, yay for the infinite patience of the locals! The Lausanneans (?) seem to appreciate the effort at French, fumbling though it may be at times: not knowing the word for "hazelnuts" last night at dinner, we tried to ask the waiter about the chocolate desserts, and he said that serving our table was like playing a game of Taboo! Thank you, Hasbro, for building cultural bridges via boardgames.

Dinner was at Cafe de Grancy with Rich and Tanja, Matt and Nicola (fresh off the train from Germany). Four of us elected to have the special, "La Famille Quesnoy," which was veal something or other. Ian loved it...until speculation at the table ran rampant that it was veal liver. Then he claimed he noticed the rather unpalatable texture. A likely story... All was made right with numerous drinks at Ye Olde White Horse...perhaps a few too many, seeing as Ian was late for his start-up group this morning by half an hour. We'll see if apologetic/compensatory pastries buys him the forgiveness he's hoping for.

Ian actually has a few hours off later on (!!!), so we are heading to the Musée de l'Elysée, the photography museum here in Lausanne, to catch the very cool looking Edward Steichen show. As an extra bonus, I think it's free today, as part of some first-Saturday-of-the-month promotion. Then we're off to some wine and cheese club thing at IMD (like Ian doesn't spend enough there already...), and then I'm sure Ian will pass out from exhaustion...and not the Lindsay Lohan kind of "exhaustion" you read so much about in People magazine.

We're hoping to take off tomorrow on a little day trip somewhere, so stay tuned for Laura and Ian travels and original photos!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Who is that handsome, hirsute man?


It's my very talented friend Daniel Scott Tysdal, winner of the EYE Weekly short story contest! Congratulations, Daniel -- I am starting a fan club for you in Switzerland. We're working on a logo right now, and some sort of slogan to shout at our rallies, but we're trying not to get too militant about it. Best to stay a bit neutral over here. Although...is it okay if we copy your hairstyle?

You can read Daniel's story "What is Missing" here (PS live link...oooOOOoooh): http://www.eyeweekly.com/arts/books/article/16563

Laura, proud as punch, jealous as punch in the face